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when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs

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the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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i watched you change into someone you said you’d never be.
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marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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He’s devastated me but he’s also made me happier than I’ve ever been.
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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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Daughter | Youth

and if you’re still breathing, you’re the lucky ones


im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

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